May 2013
kusakaryuuji:
taking selfies w/ friends like
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rnedia:
i don’t understand why it’s illegal to have sex with a miner they provide us with coal and electricity they deserve a little fun
babyferaligator:
haha loser look at you sitting all by yourself at lunch but mom Im homeschooled
internetfeet:
People mistake ovulation and menstruation to be the same thing when in fact they aren’t
Ovulation is when the eggs are saying “hello friends I am here”
And menstuation is when the eggs are saying “goodbye friends I am gone”
zackisontumblr:
if you ever have children you could introduce them to people by saying hey wanna see what i made
mamamantis:
so are we gonna discuss how fucked up it is that women have to wear makeup to be taken seriously at work and job interviews but if a woman has a genuine interest in and enjoyment of cosmetics she is written off as shallow, vain, and stupid, and consequently not taken seriously
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bepeu:
what i learned in high school
you can pass some classes by being friends with the teacher
there is more than one kind of cool
if you write just random things on some homework then you may still get some point but the teacher will pull you aside because she is worried about you
not all food is edible
who cares
honksy:
*on my deathbed*
nurse: do you have any last words
me: i………..regret……being so……m…..mean………and heartless…………….
*the light goes out of my eyes*
*a small piece of paper falls out of my hand*
*the paper says one word only*
“sike”
makeitzayn:
makeitzayn:
we have a photo of louis wearing a snapback…the pentagram is complete
hereunoia:
If the boy who draws
let’s you look over his shoulder.
If the poet
smiles
and shows you her words.
If the girl who sings for the shower only,
hums a song
in front of you.
Know that you’re no longer a person
but the air
and dust
that fills their lungs.
When the world perishes,
and all things cease to exist,
you’ll remain inside an ink stain,
a paint brush,
a song.
—...
maleteen:
if anyone ever breaks your heart just remember they are only human and you can break their body
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sirnonamstell:
remember when pete got a ticket
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i have 2 hand in a narrative draft tomorrow and im rly contemplating finding a nice pg one shot and handing that bad boy in instead
bigstupidbaby:
ugh mums are so annoying ‘clean ur room take out the trash im worried about your mental health why is there a dead guy in the living room’ ha ha yeah ok whatever mum
